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Unisex T-Shirt / Black / S
$18.94
Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Officials Unicorn Bitch Please Im So Fucking Fabulous I Pee Glitter Shit Cupcakes And Fart

Officials Unicorn Bitch Please Im So Fucking Fabulous I Pee Glitter Shit Cupcakes And Fart

$18.94
Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Custom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You

You didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.

📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • 🎨 Zero Compromise – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.
  • 🧵 Skin-Friendly & Soft – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
  • 👕 Put It On, Forget It’s There – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
  • 🇺🇸 Wear It With Pride – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.

Fabric Breakdown

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Your Perfect Match

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

Delivery Info

  • Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

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