Dad Jokes Questionable Taste Cringe Humor Puns Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Bold Design, Soft Fabric โ Your New Everyday Favorite
Picture this: you throw it on, look in the mirror, and just know itโs the one. Soft Gildanยฎ fabric, print that pops, comfort that lasts all day. This isnโt just a shirt โ itโs a mood.
๐ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโt stop there โ this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโll make it just for you.
What Makes It Hit Different
- ๐จ Fade-Proof Color โ Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- ๐งต Buttery Soft Fabric โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ safe on your skin.
- ๐ Designed for Real Life โ Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- ๐บ๐ธ Responsibly Made โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.
Fabric Specs
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton โ airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester โ cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
- Fabric note โ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Pick Your Color & Size
Reference the charts below before you order:
Available Colors
Gildan 5000 โ Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 36 in (91.4 cm) |
| M | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| L | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| 2XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 3XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 4XL | 34 in (86.4 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
Gildan 18000 โ Unisex Sweatshirt
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) | 33.5 in (85.09 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) | 34.5 in (87.63 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) | 35.5 in (90.17 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) | 36.5 in (92.71 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) | 37.5 in (95.25 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) | 38.5 in (97.79 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) | 39.5 in (100.33 cm) |
Gildan 18500 โ Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) |
Gildan 2400 โ Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 36.22 in (92 cm) | 33.46 in (85 cm) |
| M | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 40.16 in (102 cm) | 35.04 in (89 cm) |
| L | 29.92 in (76 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 36.61 in (93 cm) |
| XL | 31.1 in (79 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 38.19 in (97 cm) |
| 2XL | 31.89 in (81 cm) | 51.97 in (132 cm) | 39.37 in (100 cm) |
| 3XL | 33.07 in (84 cm) | 55.91 in (142 cm) | 39.37 in (100 cm) |
| 4XL | 33.86 in (86 cm) | 59.84 in (152 cm) | 38.98 in (99 cm) |
Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.
- Find your color in the chart above.
- Match your measurements to the size guide.
- Add to cart and check out securely.
Delivery Info
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We canโt accept returns for sizing errors, but weโre always here to help if something isnโt right.
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